What??!! TOILET SNAKES IN MANHATTAN!

NEW YORK – Large numbers of residents in Manhattan and the Bronx have been finding snakes in their toilets.

Forget Snakes on a Plane, there’s Snakes in the Potty!

Yesterday, a Bronx resident went to his bathroom and found a three-foot corn snake  “comfortably coiled” on his toilet seat. Apparently it swam through the plumbing. Standing on his kitchen table, he told the cops, “get the mother%^*king snake off my mother%^*ing toilet!”

New York cops said that reports of “toilet snakes” have been increasing every day.  “We used to get one or two of these calls a year,” said Officer Chris Blanton, “but in the last month we’ve been getting over three hundred a day.  I think there’s a serious snake problem in the city.”

SCARY?! Read more and check out the actual snake picture here

Paris Hilton Gets Some California Love..Really?

After Japan turned away Paris Hilton -- because of her guilty plea to cocaine possession -- the heiresshightailed it back to the U.S. of A ... arriving hassle-free by private jet today.


See her boarding from a private plane here

Salma Hayek's Best Breast Moment!!

Salma Hayek, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways: One and two and...we're done. Not because there's only two ways to love the lovely lady we crowned the No. 1 Hottest Latina, but because once you get to the twos, why bother counting any more? Yes, Salma's well-endowed, and whether it's a Dora the Explorer press conference or simply a browning (word to all the English majors in the house!) at the beach, she's always been very generous in sharing her gift(s). So in honor of the reigning queen of Hispanic Heritage Month, we present you with a gallery of Salma Hayek's best breast moments. Now get your head out of that poetry book (ayo!) and commence clickin'!


View the pictures here

U.S. welcomes Russia's ban on S-300 missile sales to Iran

The U.S. welcomes the Russian president's decree to prohibit the delivery of S-300 air defense missile systems and other weapons to Iran, a White House official said.

National Security Council spokesman Mike Hammer welcomed the move as a "faithful and robust implementation of UN Security Council resolution 1929" of June 9, 2010, which imposes an additional set of sanctions on the Islamic Republic over its controversial nuclear program.

The presidential decree, which includes a ban on sales of battle tanks, armored vehicles, large-caliber artillery systems, warplanes, military helicopters, ships and missiles, is part of measures Russia is taking to comply with the resolution.

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Dead Rising 2 - September 28

The Scoop: Dead Rising 2 by Blue Castle and Capcom; from Capcom; for PS3, Xbox 360, and Windows.

The sequel Dead Rising 2 takes place five years after the original, this time in Fortune City, a Las Vegas lookalike that is rife with mobs of groaning corpses.

Grab whatever's not nailed down and it becomes a weapon, from footballs, chainsaws, and kayak paddles to snowball cannons, pitchfork guns, and honest-to-goodness swordfish--or build your own custom zombie-pulper by slapping anything at hand together.

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