NEW YORK – Large numbers of residents in Manhattan and the Bronx have been finding snakes in their toilets.
Forget Snakes on a Plane, there’s Snakes in the Potty!
Yesterday, a Bronx resident went to his bathroom and found a three-foot corn snake “comfortably coiled” on his toilet seat. Apparently it swam through the plumbing. Standing on his kitchen table, he told the cops, “get the mother%^*king snake off my mother%^*ing toilet!”
New York cops said that reports of “toilet snakes” have been increasing every day. “We used to get one or two of these calls a year,” said Officer Chris Blanton, “but in the last month we’ve been getting over three hundred a day. I think there’s a serious snake problem in the city.”
SCARY?! Read more and check out the actual snake picture here
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